sandy beaches, ye old plank, and 6 hour drive: Part Deux

Since blogger is a pain in the butt, I never really got to finish my story of my San Diego vacation. Here is part deux of this fun and wild vacation where I ended up sick off my ass for DAYS, embarrassed, and wanting more in the end sadly to say.


On Saturday night Keener (my BIL) decided to take us out and show us a good time at Ye Old Plank, an old Navy/dive bar down the street from his place. At first I was a little nervous about going to a Navy/DIVE bar but then I thought "I'm with two guys, they won't let anything bad happen to me"

Ummm, yea. I ended up getting into an arguement with some chick that happens to like Keener. There was only one toliet for the girls so you had to stand outside to wait your turn. This girl kept pounding on the door and yelling, I came out and said I'm sorry, I really tried to hurry up and then this bitch yelled at me telling me "hurry the f--k up bitch" OOOOO I got pissed and told her to f--k off and then she called me a bitch and then I told her F--K YOU B---H!!!!!!!! and then she went into the bathroom. I told the boys what happened and all they could say was "calm down girl, calm down" After awhile Keener pointed out this girl that happens to like him and bothers him quite a bit, well it was the same damn girl. wtf???? how ironic was that.
So I ended up getting a tad drunk that night since I was all fired up, decided to keep up with the boys when it came to another round of beers and then I really asked for it that night getting so sick to my stomach, I cringe at the thought of that night. Read on for the rest of the details or just skip to the last paragraph.

I think we spent a total of 5 hours or something like that at this bar getting lit, watching girls come up to Keener, throwing their arms around him, telling him how cute he is and asking him for his number. wtf???? Edwin and I were like "Damn boy, is there ever a time when you don't have a chick throw themselves at you?" Kenner of course in his humble tone says "I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING, THEY JUST COME UP TO ME, THEY LIKE MY 'SHARPE' CHARM I GUESS" Edwin and I were like "whatever dude" and then my smart ass husband has to go on and say "Why don't girls come up to me, I'm more nice than my brother!" Of course I'm very drunk at this time so I went on to say "For one YOU"RE MARRIED AND YOU HAVE A DAMN RING ON YOUR FINGER and for two, you're not your brother and you will never be so DEAL WITH IT!!!!" Boy was he pissed, but if you want to piss me off especially when I'm drunk watch out, I tend to say some hurtful words if you insult me first. I'm usually a happy drunk, I don't cry, I don't get mad, I don't start fights, I just laugh all night long. Afer that Edwin and I were laughing, that's the kind of crap we do to each other, we just play around, it's all good.

So the rest of the night was just beer after beer, laughing at my BIL with all the chicks throwing themselves at him, Edwin and I play fighting, and just hanging out enjoying the cool ocean breeze.


See, I told you I'm a happy drunk. I have this big cheesy grin on my face at all times but after awhile my eyes go inward and I look cross-eyed. Blow up this picture and you'll know what I'm talking about. hehehehehehehe

I had to throw this blurry pic in to show off Edwin's beautiful eyes. They have a mix of green, yellow, and blue in them, the most beautiful eyes I've ever seeen in my life and what made me fall for this dude. Crud. Just kidding, he's my life and that's how our relationship is, just making fun of each other, talking smack about each to each others face, and just goofing around. When you've been with somone for 10 years the lovey dovey stuff tends to die down and the real relationship the two of you have comes out. We're best friends, we're partners, we're goofy, we're stupid, but most importantly we still love each other and know that we would never hurt each other in anyway.

Okay enough of the sappy stuff, I need to get into the funny stuff. After the bar closed, you saw me slam my beer down at last call, well after that the rest of the night was somewhat of a blur. I called Felicia because she text messaged me, she said the only way she new it was me was from the caller id. She couldn't understand a word I was saying, she said I put her on hold for a long time and then all of a sudden she was talking to Keener.

We got back to Keener's place andI remember walking into the bathroom to change into my pj's and all of a sudden I woke up and there was vomitt all over the floor, my clothes, the toliet, and my head pounding. I immediately got off the floor (that's where I was) looked in the mirror and I had vomitt all over my mouth like that chick in that movie The Sweetest Thing with Cameron Diaz, I cleaned up the floor with toliet paper and Mr. Clean, brushed my teeth and went into the kitchen to make myself a sandwich. I have to eat when I'm that drunk, it settles my tummy and I don't have as bad of a hangover the next day, this is something I learned back in the day when I was a lush. HA!

So I made myself a half sandwich, layed down next to Edwin and then I began to spin so I jumped up so I could sober up when all of a sudden I had to throw up again. Somebody was in the bathroom so I ran into the kitchen and threw up in the sink, at least where the food cruncher machine is. HA! I remember cleaning the damn sink too with windex or something so after that I of course was tired since I was drunk, but I was also tired from cleaning up my vomitt. I finally layed down about 3:00 and crashed HARD!! I woke up that morning around 9:30 to go pee, finally my mind was clear and I thought to myself "did I ever finish that sandwich I made last night" (my stomach was grumbling at this time) so while I was sitting there I thought "Oh crap, I probably fell asleep on it" (I tend to fall asleep with food in my hand or on it, I guess you could say I have a mild case of narcolepsy or something, HA!!!)

Sure enough when I got back to my bed I saw crumbs of bread all over the sheets and floor, so then I said "Where the hell is the sandwich" Sure enough the damn sandwich was plastered to my back with the paper napkin also attached to my back!!! I was laughing my ass off, peeled the sandwich off my back tempted to eat it but I threw it away and went back to sleep for a couple more hours.

When Edwin got out of the shower that morning he said he had all this crusty stuff on his arm hairs and t-shirt not knowing that I fell asleep on the sandwich, I quietly told him the story and all he could do is shake his head and tell me "you're so weird".

I felt like a champ most of that day until I drank water, then I was sick for 3 days not really eating or drinking anything those days since I was so sick to my belly. All I can say is that vacation was one vacation I will never forget. So many laughs and giggles, cool weather, staying in a place next to the beach, and vomitting my butt off.

Good times!!!!!